Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Who does everyone's hair in space?