What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant.
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
