Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?