Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What is the most adorable season?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?