What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Cold cream.
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
