What building always gets stains on it?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What sweet treat never panics?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What food is a man's best friend?
How was the wedding?