What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why was the dog overweight?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What building always gets stains on it?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the frog starve?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?