Why did the frog starve?
Because he wouldn't hurt a fly.
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?