What do you call a tired tree?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What are baby potatoes called?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What words make the best athletes?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?