Why did the frog starve?
Because he wouldn't hurt a fly.
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What day is your mom always right?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
