Why did the frog starve?
Because he wouldn't hurt a fly.
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do fairies always drink?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
How much money does a skunk have?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did the window need an aspirin?