Why did the frog starve?
Because he wouldn't hurt a fly.
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why was the bunny upset?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.