Why did the frog starve?
Because he wouldn't hurt a fly.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Surprise!!!!
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?