Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Because it was really foul.
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why do bees gossip?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do insects learn at school?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?