Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Because it was really foul.
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What did autumn say to summer?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What's the most masculine animal?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do rich squirrels eat?