Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Where does laundry go to college?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Where does water do all its banking?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What TV show is most popular at bars?