Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Because it was really foul.
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
