Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
He heard they had a pool table.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Where do chips wear socks?
How do frogs get to work?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What color are all the books in the library?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's a priest's favorite food?
What country has the most fish?
How do snowmen get information?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?