Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
He heard they had a pool table.
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What says: oom oom oom?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
