Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
He heard they had a pool table.
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Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Which tree can't stop crying?
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Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
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Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
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What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
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What do mice do when they're at home?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?