What type of pasta helps you relax?
Spa-ghetti.
Where do pigs learn magic?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How do hurricanes see?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?