When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What is the most adorable season?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?