Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why are bakers so good at math?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Where does water do all its banking?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?