What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?