Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What animal likes to party the most?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What animal floats best?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?