What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
A corn.
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
How long do chickens work?
How do birds threaten one another?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?