What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
A corn.
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Can February March?
What do little fish love to play with?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?