What does a cat go to sleep on?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why don't fish play basketball?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How do you make antifreeze?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you call a sleeping bull?