What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
A corn.
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What country has the most fish?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
When do astronauts eat?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
