What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Chilly dogs.
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
How is cat food sold?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What did the stair machines call each other?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
