What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?