How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call an Irish spider?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why are fish such good architects?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?