What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
A family tree.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What animal has the most fun?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call a dog in space?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What is the coolest country?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do elves learn in school?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?