What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
A family tree.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call two birds in love?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
