What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
A family tree.
Why is summer always sad?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the frog starve?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?