Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?