Where do religious school children practice sports?
In the prayground!
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do nosey peppers do?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why are skeletons so calm?