What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Where do polar bears store their money?
How does a taco bless the table?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Which office space loves to cut corners?