When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?