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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why was the dog overweight?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What animals make the best students?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?