I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Can February March?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?