Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?