What did the calf play in the school band?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Where do stars go to college?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where was Noah born?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?