What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why are fish such good architects?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?