What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
The base guitar.
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why is winter considered holy?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
