Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why do bees gossip?
What animal has the most fun?