Where do milkshakes come from?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What does the sun drink out of?