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What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
We had a discussion about roses.
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?