Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
A Golden Retriever.
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What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
