Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
A Golden Retriever.
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Families are like fudge.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What dish does only a baseball player use?