How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did autumn say to summer?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?