How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What game do mice love to play?