How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?