How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What kind of music do planets like?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?