Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What did the airline worker name her child?
How do you grill cheese?
