Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
How did the tree get lost?