Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why was the bee sad?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?