Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?