What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What did summer say to spring?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?