Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Because all of his children needed new shoes.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Which animals make the best football players?
How can you make 7 even?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?