Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why do two skunks argue?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Which dog belongs in a band?