Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Because all of his children needed new shoes.
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What birds always travel in twos?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
