How do you know bees have allergies?
Because they always break out in hives.
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What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
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Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
If you need help building an ark...
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What is the definition of Robin?
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What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?