What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?