What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
How do automobiles fly?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's a doll's favorite car?