What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?