What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call bears with no ears?
How do amoebas make calls?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why was the musician arrested?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What's the friendliest national park?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
