What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What stories are told by basketball players?