What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Where do books sleep?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why is the beach so confident?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you call an angry monkey?