What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
How do fleas travel?