What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do fish do at parades?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?