What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Which state has the best streets?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What types of dogs are bilingual?