What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did electricity win the race?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do fish do at parades?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
