What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What vegetables make the best music?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?