What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the confused bee say?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why was the dog so popular?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?