To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
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Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?