What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?