What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?