What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
The Masked-quito.
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Who invented fractions?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?