What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
A big missed steak.
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call a short cow?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
