Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What sports are both plant-based?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
How does a squid go into battle?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?