What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What fish sings the best?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
When do cows get tired?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What is the smallest lion?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?