Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
How do you get straight A's?