What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What day is your mom always right?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
