What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What style of music weighs the most?
What is the coolest country?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?