What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why do cows go to New York?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?