What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How do animals blend into the desert?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What is sand's favorite movie?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do cats wear to work?