What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
What did the airline worker name her child?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do fish do at parades?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
How does a barber get to work?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?