What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
What car is the perfect size for mice?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you call the dog magician?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?