Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Where do chips wear socks?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What is another name for a cow?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?