Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What is the definition of Robin?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Which animal will never go bald?
