What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What does a dog say before eating?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Which relative loves rice?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?