What sport can waiters play really well?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why was the cat so small?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What bird helps you stay dry?