Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's the holiest insect?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?