Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
