What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Bears love exotic cars.
It's allergy season again?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?