What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What nationality are most fish?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?