What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
Where are average things manufactured?
What's a forklift?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Which dogs love to study science?
Surprise!!!!
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
