What did the calf play in the school band?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How does a cow do math?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?