Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What birds make average students?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What's E.T. short for?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?