Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How do billboards talk?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What fish loves to play in a band?