Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
The Mint.
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the echo get detention?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?