Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
A bull.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What is the most adorable season?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
How did the toad die?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What is the opposite of coffee?
How do you make a cow float?
When do astronauts eat?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Are baby skunks cute?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?