Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What tea do footballers drink?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why are skeletons so calm?