How long do chickens work?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's the slowest 5k?