Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Where do stars go to college?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the horse so happy?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's the most common blood type for insects?