Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What vegetables do librarians like?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why is sand so optimistic?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What does an evil hen lay?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?