Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
