What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?