What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
I'm not a bad putter.
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?