What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the computer run out of money?
