What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
How does a cow do math?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Which relative loves rice?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you call two birds in love?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call a pig thief?