Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why do all the planets get along?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Where do belly buttons go to college?