Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why are cars magic?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?