Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Where would you find an elephant?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What animal always goes to heaven?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?