What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
