What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Which state is the cleanest?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Which subject has two parts?
Where was Noah born?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Where do mermaids see movies?