What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did autumn say to summer?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?