What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
Why do cows make great bakers?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Where do termites go camping?