What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?