What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Almond Joy™ to the World.
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What animal has more lives than a cat?