What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How long will dinner be?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How did groundhogs get their name?
