What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which insect makes the best father?