Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Where do surfers go to school?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?