What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?