Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Because you will have sweet dreams.
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What type of birds stay together forever?