What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How do automobiles fly?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?