Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Because you will have sweet dreams.
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Can February March?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call a crate of ducks?