Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Because you will have sweet dreams.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?