What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
How do bees get to school?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
How do you organize a space party?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call a short cow?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?