Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What condiment has wings?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?