What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What bird is losing its hair?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Which bug is related to you?
Which relative loves rice?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What's the biggest moth in the world?