What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What says: oom oom oom?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
