What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A wise quacker.
What do you call a pig thief?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do fairies always drink?
What animal loves Indian food?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
