What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A wise quacker.
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do fairies always drink?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?