Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's a forklift?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?