What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A wise quacker.
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Where do they produce Christian films?