When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
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Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?