When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you call a small mom?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call a famous turtle?