What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Nothing, it just stairs.
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
