Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Which cats have the best manners?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the rug say to the floor?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
How do cats make a birthday cake?