What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What is the loneliest cheese?