What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What season begins with a thud?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?