Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the sick chicken say?