Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
They were heaven-sent.
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did summer say to spring?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
How is cat food sold?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why can you never find the number nine?