Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the fish blush?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?