Want to hear a joke about construction?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?