What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's the holiest insect?