What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?