Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
