What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
It's frozen.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did the sick chicken say?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
